I'll try to be a genuine journalist when I report news, but I prefer humor and random thoughts at the moment. I'll probably update this daily, if not semi-hourly. I live in Des Moines, Iowa and listen to NPR all the time.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Is it going to rain tonight? We really need it… hard. (intentional innuendo, or should I say, inYOURendo?)
I can’t wait for my new battery to arrive from Amazon. I love that site. I shop on it too often.
I got a nice picture of The Beast. POTUS’ custom Cadillac limo. I also saw Secretary Vilsack since he took office.
Guess what? There really is a Penis Island. HA!
I’m so immature
Holy CRAP! #PenisIsland exists!!!!
That is all. #LLS #TheLateLateShow
I should ship Hillary and Bill Clinton. It’s not like they’ve actually had ANYTHING going on in years.
I share the date of birth with my film teacher, Chris Cundiff. His younger brother is Billy Cundiff, a pretty good Ravens kicked who chokes when it matters the most. Oh, I share a birthdate with my oldest cousin of either side. Jon Stewart was born on November 28th as well. (In case you didn’t already know). I almost forget, Karen Gillan, sexy ginger was born on November 28th. I REALLY like redheads. It’s all thanks to Bonnie Wright playing Ginny Weasley. If any other redhead played her, I might be into brunettes.
Not only was Karen Gillan born on November 28th, but she’s also super sexy, AND A GODDAMN REDHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is all.
We hung out yesterday into the wee hours of this morning. (It’s 2:23am now). We went to IngerDahls (Ingersoll Dahl’s), where Seth worked before he moved to Fort Irwin in California with his mom and stepdad. A lot of our old group from high school came over and we played Katamair Damaci, Street Fighter: Capcom Vs Marvel, and MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! And by “we”, I mean everyone else while I watched, but mostly talked. I then made frozen pizzas for everyone, because we didn’t eat dinner until midnight.
GREAT DAY!!!!
“little ass” #Punny #Puntastic
(Source: eclectic69)